This cheered me up:

WYSIWYG (pronounced "wizzy-wig") is an acronym for What You See Is What You Get
WYSIWYAF - What You See Is What You Asked For 
WYSIAYG - What You See Is All You Get
WYSIAWYG - What You See Is Almost What You Get
WYSIMOLWYG - What You See Is More Or Less What You Get (another way of stating WYSIAWYG)
WYTYSIWYTYG - What You Think You See Is What You Think You Get ("whit-iss-ee-whit-ig")
WYGIWYGAINUC - What You Get Is What You're Given And It's No Use Complaining

The movie 'Calendar Girls' summed life up great:

"The last phase is the most beautiful".

Now this is me summing it up:

"Why the hell do people die so soon? And who in the right mind would say something like - 'their time had come'?"